Monday - 11/16
After a 4am pick-up from SuperShuttle, a myriad of schedule change issues upon arriving to Newark airport (I'll spare you the details), and 12 hours of traveling including layovers, I arrive to Belize...without my bag.
I was set to do an early morning cave hike, so the tour company suggested i buy shorts and a shirt in town. Along the quarter mile strip, I had an option of 6 tienda type shops - all selling similar items - short jean skirts adorned with crystals, hoochie pastel and plaid 'fashion' shorts, lycra tops, etc. I should also point out that every pair of shorts they offered for me to try looked like they would fit only one of my ass cheeks.
I found a somewhat reasonable looking pair of spandex pants until I discovered a dead cockroach smashed inside the pant leg - lovely. SO, I settled on a hot pink tank top with 3 figures doing what resembled yoga poses and a pair of white velor shorts embossed with a stunning gold design that says: "Kiss Me."
If my bag does not arrive tomorrow, I'm curious how I will blend in with the locals and avoid unwanted attention while sporting my new Belizian fashion...
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Haha, awesome! Can you post a pic? Bet you're loving being back on the road! xo
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious! Good luck getting your bag, but I'm curious to see how it goes if you don't!
ReplyDeleteI am cracking up SO much right now. You are hilarious, but I am also really sorry about your bag. I wish you bought one of the jean skirts!
ReplyDeleteBring that outfit back to NY and you can move to Williamsburg.
ReplyDeleteI guess I'll leave my Kiss Me shorts at home then...
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